oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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