hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I forget how to act sober
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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