sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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