pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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