somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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