butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
