cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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