I don't think brook has ever known best
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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