Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
