Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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