I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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