Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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