I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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