normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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