used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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