:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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