Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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