Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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