I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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