This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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