Moan for me like Helen Keller
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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