omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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