Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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