It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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