Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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