It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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