have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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