There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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