the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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