Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she was so not down for the gang bang
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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