i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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