The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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