he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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