p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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