Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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