watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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