I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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