And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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