we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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