sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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