THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Randomize
