so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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