you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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