i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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