I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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