Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
