You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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