She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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