Already got asked if we're dating
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Randomize
