Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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