good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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